A year ago I was an apartment painter in Chicago. I did well, guys loved me, my clients were unfailingly voracious, and we always had phenomenal sex. I decided to bulk up the muscles, so for the past year, I worked out really hard, yeah with a hard on, and my muscles exploded just the way I hoped they would. Now I'm gonna go in for some cock expansion therapy––this dick's gonna grow and never stop growing; I'm gonna have gigantic muscles and a gargantuan dick, then you'll love me!