So I was walking down Michigan Avenue, and I see this guy with a huge bulge in his pants coming toward me. I smiled at him, and as he passed I rubbed his massive swollen protuberance, the first good feel I copped all morning. I turned to see if he was looking and saw he'd stopped, with his back pressed up against Burburry's windows, and his pants open with this gigantic hardon gushing cum like Buckingham Fountain! A crowd gathered and a wave of hot-love turned into a street orgy! My bad!