Weekdays, Hayden Colter, bouncer at Hardware on 10th Ave, comes dressed for a hot summer nights. He'll let you rub his massive bulge, but if it starts ripping the seams, he'll look at you and say, "Are you fuckin' kiddin?" But come back on the weekend and he'll be swinging his go-go boy monster cock in your face so you can suck it and make him cum!