Wednesday, October 5, 2016

When the doorbell rings and you're asleep at noon––and certainly not expecting anyone after partying and fucking your brains out all night, do what I do; open the door and let your robe fall open––if they're hot you get some surprise wakeup sex; if they're selling Jehovah, they'll run away screaming!

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