Tuesday, January 31, 2017

One of our hottest recent visitors, Ben Mercury, has returned with what has now been confirmed as the Biggest Dick in the World, a mind boggling 24 feet in length and a record smashing 5 foot diameter! Two of his friends came back first, and overnight, Jake sprang to 13 feet & Gunther grew to a respectable 11 feet. Bask in their enormity, tell them not to stop; keep growing men, an army of supplicants will get you off, whenever and wherever you are!

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