Thursday, April 20, 2017

Hey you guys, you probably saw me on the Superbowl soap commercial, squeezed into tiny spandex posers that left nothin' to the imagination. The guys at the Cock Expansion Institute saw me too, and called to see if I'd like to try their service. I sure did! Got there and Dr Mike led me to a treatment room where Dylan and Peter brushed their humongous cocks across my face, and bada bing bada boom, my muscles grew, my huge dick got bigger, man they're good! Next time maybe a little more. Luckily, that new bill went through congress and passed unanimously, was then signed by the president, and allows guys with oversized dicks that can't fit in normal trousers anymore to go bare-assed anywhere they want. It's about time!

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