I know what you're thinkin', "Why's a guy who's 6' 6", 295 pounds have such as small dick?" First off, it's soft, you know how big it gets when it's hard? Second, my wife says it's already too big. I don't wanna hurt her, but when I was in the Navy, the guys sucked me off every day, and it's just better with someone who has the same equipment, they know how it feels! I'm gonna go to the big dick place, and get a little bigger, maybe up to 3 feet hard. Their guy Peter asked me to, and he's so fuckin' hot I can't say no. Sorry Cindy, you can just jack me after, okay? But only the guys can suck me.