Damn, I went through almost another whole bottle of lube today! Ya'd think I was some kind of smooth-wackin' lube addict, huh. I hafta jack off every hour to keep my endorphins up––keeps me happy, and keeps the guys in the showers even happier! Shit man, they come slidin' over, ask if they can help, pour some of it on their own huge cocks and jack us both off at the same time! If they're really hot, I'll kiss them, which freaks most of them out, but man it makes it so much more explosive when I cum! Hoo yeah! Time for another session!